The hot chocolate wasn’t actually hot. It was more like chocolate water put in the microwave for thirty seconds. It also had a funky, metallic aftertaste, like it’d been microwaved in a can and the can had caught fire and melted a little. But the whipped cream made it drinkable. … More Track Three
I couldn’t help but see the elevator as very smug and quite pleased with itself, as if it had something to do with everything that had just happened. I decided it was allowed to believe that, and said a quiet “thank you” to it as we got on. … More Track Two
I will never forget the first moment I met him. How could I? It was my darkest hour. … More Track One
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, he’d melt my brain.” I still bust up at that part, every time. It never gets old! Man, I just got to see my favorite movie, Back to the Future, at my local Drive-In theater, … More Great Scott!